Grab the popcorn and a six-pack. You won't want to miss any state court news this week. The inside story from New York's Office of Court Administration is unsettling-- for some rats, anyway. This week's New York Village Voice is scheduled to go with a blistering story about some high-level vermin in the New York State Court System. "It's like watching rats scrambling on a sinking ship," said one gleeful OCA insider, adding, "I can't say anything more other that the bastards deserve everything they get."
The Village Voice article is to feature certain high-level, social parasites currently employed by the New York Unified Court System. The yet-unrevealed individuals are believed to be responsible for plunging statewide law and order into the bowels of injustice and indecency. "They've been working overtime- night and day- in preparation for a response to the Village Voice story," says another court employee. "They are quite adept at re-writing facts and whitewashing misdeeds," says the employee. "Their usual defense of 'Deny, Deny, Deny- Demand more proof,' just might not work this time. The spin-makers know the public is pretty fed-up with their corrupted court system."
"You dirty, yellow-bellied rat!"
Once the Village Voice article comes out, this forum will publicly request that each person named in the story appear before a public, and televised, forum to address any allegations or concerns that may come up in the story. If you work for OCA and are named in the Village Voice story, and you're NOT a dirty rat, then you have nothing to worry about, of course. Just consider the open forum 'free publicity" to tout your altruistic acts in the name of public service. And if you are a dirty rat, well then we look forward to having a little chat with you- in public, and before a live-televised audience.
Get ready, folks. The print copy of the Village Voice comes out Wednesday, February 11, 2009. We will, of course, post the electronic version as soon as it is made available.